May 2013
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geroniimo:
don’t be an asshole to tumblr famous people (◡‿◡✿)
don’t be an asshole to couples you don’t like (◡‿◡✿)
don’t be an asshole because someone says stop (◡‿◡✿)
in fact (◕‿◕✿)
don’t /(◕‿◕✿/)
be ノ(◕‿◕✿ノ)
an asshole ノ(◕‿◕✿ノ)
to anyone ✧*:・゚ヽ(◕‿◕✿)ノ*:・゚✧
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I don’t understand the argument against it legally. I know what their problem...
– Louis CK on Gay Marriage (via forgetti-on-toast)
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WHEN I REALIZE I FORGOT TO PACK A SNACK
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snailwood asked: dude Mary, you're not my top tumblr crush anymore. you need to post more stuff so I can like it! especially selfies! when's your prom again???
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colorado-wannabe:
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
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[W]hen we launch in a territory the Bittorrent traffic drops as the Netflix...
– Ted Sarandos, Chief Content Officer at Netflix (via laliberty)
Look, someone who gets it.
(via knitmeapony)
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aristocraticjustice:
Don’t you ever have that one Tumblr User you really want to talk to but you just,
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snailwood said: correction: you look amazing, actually! also, how long have you played warcraft?? i played for the longest time but stopped a year or two ago
I played for 2 or 3 years when I was like…11, 12, and 13. But then I quit (more like my mother put me through an intervention) and haven’t played it since…up until a week or so ago haha. So it’s been like 3 or 4...
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snailwood said: no but just. upload a picture of yourself. that will make it better. I promise. because you’re lovely and maybe you’ll see it better on the screen
maybe. we shall see. if i can get something not hideous then maybe.
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snailwood asked: 6, 13, 29, 41!
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square-enix:
how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me
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a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
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Mercury Air: Hannibal Fandom: Let's get shit DONE →
fear-of-fawn:
After reading a post by tumblr user deadfashionista I realized that the fandom’s current method of saving the show will hardly be a game changer. NBC doesn’t necessarily pay attention to how many T.V.s are tuned into Hannibal. What they will be paying attention to…
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siriuslysirius asked: woah i sent that ask before i saw that post.
siriuslysirius asked: eyyyy, how's it going Mary
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egg-rolls:
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
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mememaster:
abbysetcetera:
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
That’s deep
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supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
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Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is...
– Gwen Sharp (via ineedmymorningtea)
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