wait people got mad at brave because there were no black people in the movie
a movie set in scotland during the 10th century
omfg. little kids man omg.
so i was just sitting in the movie theatre waiting to watch the avengers and this really hot mid-twenties dad with his kid were sitting next to me.
we’re watching previews and shit, and Brave comes on. there’s always that line at the end that goes
"if you could change your fate, would you?" but the fucking little kid, man, bless his soul, didn’t understand the whole scottish accent thing. so all i hear out of the darkness of this dead silent movie theatre
is him going “Dad. Why would she want to change her feet.”