So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
people who leave right after a Marvel movie ends
people who stay when a Marvel movie starts
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my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
School tomorrow [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
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gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:
BRITISH PEOPLE CALL USB DRIVES MEMORY STICKS?
OH MY GOD.
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID????
In canada we call them memory sticks
Why would you call them USB drives?
Wait, do other countries not call them that?!
We call them USB drive because we put them in the
USB port
we call the memory sticks because we put the in
the memory stick holder-place.
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